KATE: (through her gritted teeth): Keep...smiling....keep...
JON: (through his gritted teeth): I. Hate. You.
KATE: Just a few more minutes...
JON: My face hurts...
KATE: Say it with me: Must...make...house...payment...
JON: FYI. I'm going out tonight.
KATE: Still petting the teacher, I presume?
JON: At least I'm not porkin' the hired help. Bitch.
***Season premiere tonight, 8pm on TLC
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Whatever. I tried to watch an episode of that show. Once. Long ago. Couldn't stand more than a minute.
Not that I'm some kind of superior person who doesn't dig trash TV. To say the least. Just not that particular bit of trash TV.
So, J&K have built up college funds for the kids and been supported by television, and now they will be hotter than ever as Celebs Behaving Badly. It's a career path, I suppose.
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