I'm interrupting my normal posting schedule to bring you this special report.
Dave-Dave the Party Wave was spotted by me at Walmart just a few short moments ago. He was pushing his cart and minding his own business.
The encounter went something like this:
ME
(Looking at Dave.)
DAVE
(Looking at me.)
ME
Dave-Dave!
DAVE
Hello, beautiful.
ME
(Damn, I'd forgotten how smart Dave always was!)
So, it turns out Dave is now divorced with a seven-year-old son, Austin, a straight-A student and ball player. Dave now lives with his girlfriend, Emily (a mere child of 25), somewhere nearby.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled blog reading.
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