...when your annoying, sh!t-eating (literally, but that's another post) younger puppy sister gets a nice, fluffy new dog bed?
That's right, nestle your over-sized hiney in it. For added effect? Casually rest right paw on expensive Fortuny -covered pillow to make yourself the very picture of "eff-you".
Ahhh. Now! Doesn't that feel better?
(I'm pretty sure she feels better.)