Monday, November 10, 2008

Suzanne is soooo NOT at Facebook

Just a little post to let you know I'm absolutely, positively, definitely not on Facebook.

Because I really don't have time for that particular brand of "stuff and nonsense" (Marilla Cuthbert). Poking people. Ghost throwing. Random photo posting. Writing on walls and such...really! It's immature and a waste of God-given time and talent. Why, when I was a kid we used our free time wisely! Embroidering pillow cases with our initials and watching our mood rings change color. Good clean fun. And anyway, I wouldn't dream of updating friends every few hours on the minutia of my life. Heavens, NO!

Vanity, thy name is Facebook. Also? Get thee behind me Facebook.

In conclusion, I encourage you NOT to go to Facebook and add me as a friend so I can even begin to think of competing with Christa's staggering one hundred and twenty one person friend count (whatEVER).

4 comments:

ChristaD said...

Now you know why I don't have time for a blog.

Laura K said...

Yes social media sites have a nasty way of draining the blogginess right out of you.

I'm sooooo not on facebook either.

or twitter...http://twitter.com/luckylaurak

xo
L

Jeanna said...

HAHAHAHAHA.

You're sucked in, my love.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Suzanne said...

Yah. And I thought BLOGGING was a waste of time. At least I get a post out of it. Facebook is like endless drunken happy hour. Often without the drunken part. Damnit.

I gotta quit not being at facebook.