Turns out that while a certain city department in blue has been conspiring to keep a sister down, I'm very happy to report that certain other city departments have been conspiring to bust a sister out:
Ladies and gentlemen, from the minds of the people who brought ice skating and wired hot spots to the local masses, comes a product so handy, so GENIUS that no [Paducah] girl's glove box should be without one.
Introducing The Liberty Muffin:
Because sometimes justice is...well. Insane.
[norestrictionsapplyprohibitedeverywhereavailableonlyinblueberrybecauseitsmyfavoriteflavorifyourestillinthejailafterapplyingfileforseventytwohoursyourareevenmorefuckedthaniwasandthatssayingsomethingfinallyifyouhearthepolicearelookingforyouDONOTCALLTHEMFOOL]
Thanks guys. Obviously? I needed that.
2 comments:
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LOL...!
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