Chatting with Mom

MOM
The other day, I woke up in the morning and Dudley was snuggled up next to me, and I hadn't opened my eyes, but I kept smelling this...funny smell.

ME
Oh yah?

MOM
Yah, and I couldn't figure out what it was. And then? I opened my eyes and realized that Dudley wasn't snuggled up to me in the way I thought.

ME
?

MOM
When I opened my eyes, I realized that what I thought was his head? Was actually his butt.

ME
Dear God.

MOM
I bet my nose wasn't an inch away from his a$$.

ME
Oh, gag. Musta smelled pretty bad.

MOM
You'd think so, wouldn't you? But, really, it didn't smell all that bad.

ME
It...didn't?

MOM
No...not exactly...

ME
Okay, I'll probably regret this but, what did it smell like?

MOM
(Gets a faraway look.)

ME
(Becoming a little worried.)

MOM
It smelled....well, it smelled like...

ME
(cringing)

MOM
It smelled just like Ancient Buried City.

ME
(Immediately convulsed into a prolonged fit of uncontrollable hysterical laughter.)